Go Vegan for the Sexual Cruelty

 

Is animal cruelty not enough of a reason to convert to Veganism? How about a more powerful sexual drive that will leave your partner in a neck brace and limp?

Believe it or not that’s the latest pitch from PETA in their new ad campaign: BWVAKTBOOM, “Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me.

Who knew cutting out an animal product diet would assist with one’s sexual prowess.  The campaign features a younger Steve Colbert looking male with his model girlfriend along with playing it safe tips for your “newfound stamina, desire, and penile strength.”

Personally, I think I’ll stick with a low meat diet. Neck braces just are not that attractive.

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