Filed under things that will give you nightmares is this Father’s Day ad from Johnsonville. This time it’s not the factory farm meat that is scary. No, the whole bizarre advertising to sell you stuff trend is what’s scary. Does anyone really want drug induced images of their sausage coming to life? And even if you do, are you likely to rush out and buy it?

Let’s not even discuss how the sausage puppet looks like a penis with a STD. We’ll save that diagnosis for another time.

And a note to my family, please bring me some granola and fresh fruit if you are going to bring me breakfast in bed. Thank you.